The first thing I want to do in the morning is kiss William
What do you guys do about morning breath?
William swears he doesn’t care / barely even notices
Most of the time I don’t either but there are times I want to chug some mouthwash.
Okay, I’m admitting on a public blog what a lazy person I am…the bathroom is just across the hall from our bedroom. If I roll on top of William (yeah, right?) and exit on his side of the bed, I’d only have to walk about 25 feet.
Still, I want to kiss. I don’t want to stop and gargle.
Mouthwash next to the bed? Then what? Swallow it? Spit it out into a bowl or a stylish spittoon?
What about those little mouth freshener papers? I like those, but are they strong enough for morning breath?
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