I have a family member who is making me semi paranoid
should I change everything and start using a pseudonym?
avoid using William’s name or give him a cute nickname?
call my kids boy1, boy2, and little girl?
Actually, I love blogs where all the family members have cool names. But I can’t think of anything better than Lynn, William, Ashton, Brice and Cassidy (or Cassy – real original nickname, right?)
This family member (okay, it’s my brother-in-law) See? Did you see that? I can’t do mysterious!
My brother-in-law claims it could be damaging to my children someday if they google my name and discover that I actually have s3x with their father in the pantry of all places (and many other places).
But here’s my thinking. I’ve been on the internet for eons --- really, my first email with yahoo had a 4 digit numeric password --- and I have NEVER googled my mother’s name.
Do it right now. Google your mother’s name and see if it comes back with anything scandalous. And PLEASE let me know!
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