Do you actually have time to watch a movie together?
Kids are asleep? Away?
LUCKY YOU!
Don’t forget the movie rule: S3X first -> movie second
Why?
Because chances are one or both of you are going to fall asleep before the movie is over
…and…
Some movies are gross. If there is any chance a movie is going to make you feel –sad sad sad or feel like barfing your brains out then you will not be in the mood for romance.
S3XinthePantry is all about romance
So….get it on before you push play (unless you’re watching that other kind of movie)
Realization
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You know you've been in practice too long when you hear people talking
about their "Insta" accounts and assume they mean InstaMed.
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